Aug
11
2011
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#rsrh This is darn good advice…

even if you aren’t a reporter.  I don’t have a fraction of Jake Tapper’s experience when it comes to following campaigns*, but I can tell you that what experience that I do have match up with his 13 pieces of advice for new reporters.  Particularly #8:

No 8 – Even the people who you like and trust on the campaign will lie to you.

Nah, it doesn’t bug me anymore.  Much.  Politics and sausage, folks: politics and sausage.

Moe Lane

*I cover conventions and specific events, and I don’t travel with campaigns.  At that, I do more field work than many sites do.

Aug
11
2011
2

#rsrh Jay Carney and the Age of Scrutiny.

Via Yid With Lid (via AoSHQ Headlines), permit me to sum up Jay Carney’s… evolving… narrative:

  • 2001′s Jay Carney, Times reporter: Man, that George W Bush is such a big poopyhead for pretending to work when he’s really just taking a vacation.  And, oh, yeah: he’s pro-business and anti-environmental.  Isn’t that just awful?
  • 2011′s Jay Carney, White House Press Secretary and Daily Chew Toy: Man, that Barack Obama really needs his vacation – besides, everybody knows that the job follows the President everywhere he goes.  That’s why he can keep that laser-like focus on the economy and jobs – he’s pro-business, you know – even at Martha’s Vinyard…

Am I being cruel?  Well, yes, but it doesn’t really count with White House Press Secretaries.  Their job is to go up onto the podium every day and see whether the media will run out of throwing knives before the press secretaries run out of hemoglobin.  This administration typically doesn’t assign people to the job that they would actually mind losing, so why should I show any more consideration? (more…)

Aug
11
2011
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#rsrh Witness evidence of true evil. [UPDATE: Evil averted.]

[UPDATE]: I have been informed in comments that my gorge rose inappropriately: waste products from the whiskey-making process were used to generate the electricity, which is of course a different matter entirely.  My apologies for my alarmism; I claim temporary insanity and being distracted by the gall bladder thing.

It is…

It is…

Sorry, this is kind of an abomination. It is a story about an electric car… powered by electricity generated by burning single-malt scotch. [Thank God, I got this wrong.]

:pause:

I’m sorry that you had to read that.

Via Instapundit.

Moe Lane

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Aug
11
2011
7

This is a test.

If you can read this, then I have successfully configured my iPad 2 to be able to use BlogPress. This will make life a bit easier, I hope. Not to mention help justify having the blessed thing in the first place.

[UPDATE]. OK, I can see where the fiddly bits will be, but this will work in an emergency.

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Aug
11
2011
4

The nice thing about being me…

…which is to say, old enough to not die from a case of shame; happily married with kids; and just, in the end, not caring?  It’s being able to sing this in the supermarket parking lot…

…simply because the cashier’s name was Abigail.

Moe Lane (more…)

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Aug
11
2011
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Gotta run around today…

…to take care of pre-Gathering stuff (translation: packing and last-minute stuff).  Here, have a video about the fall of the Berlin Wall.

No reason, except that it’s pretty good.

Aug
11
2011
7

Union picketers picket… mother of five?

Who thought that this was a good idea?

A Quincy mom has disconnected her support for striking Verizon workers yesterday after a group of mouthy picketers surrounded non-union repairmen and turned a phone-line fix at her home into what she is calling a “ridiculous” protest scene.

“I looked in the street and there are picketers, 10 of them or more, doing a circle around the Verizon truck,” said Karen Austin, 64, a mother of five who lives on Forest Avenue. “Every time (the repairmen) would walk up to my house they would follow them. I couldn’t believe my eyes. This is ridiculous. Why are they picketing my house?”

The above quote demonstrates why it was a bad idea, by the way.  We’ll get into why in a moment. (more…)

Aug
10
2011
5

“Hotel California.”

Hotel California, Eagles

 

You realize that this song is about vampires, right?  Just about everybody in the SF/Horror community is pretty much in agreement that this song is about vampires.

Aug
10
2011
1

Just a reminder: the RedState Gathering is this weekend.

If you’re attending, feel free to look me up.  I’ll be one of the guys with the harried look on his face (when I’m not one of the guys hiding in the bar, beer in hand); these things are great fun, but they’re very much working vacations for me.  The Media maw must be fed content, and this is a place where I can generate any number of candidate and politician interviews.  And the Gatherings don’t run themselves, so somebody’s got to run around and lend a hand.  At that, I have a heck of a lot less to keep track of than Erick or Caleb or Neil or various Eagle Publishing folks.

But it is in fact still a vacation, and I’m always happy to talk to a reader of my stuff.

Moe Lane (more…)

Aug
10
2011
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The Handmaid’s Tale.

Name: The Handmaid's Tale, by Margaret Atwood. Type: Book Written in: 1985 (more...)
Aug
10
2011
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The Handmaid’s Tale.

Name: The Handmaid's Tale, by Margaret Atwood.

Type: Book

Written in: 1985

Set in: At a guess, probably right about now.  I'm kind of pushing it - 2015 might be a safer date - but what the heck.  Definitely the coup should have happened already.

Why it's a dystopia: Extreme - extreme - gender repression, coupled with all the rigorously accurate and scientific depiction of ecological/nuclear disaster that we've come to expect from liberal arts majors.  A good deal of racism, also (including a soupcon of the usual petulance from the Left that modern Evangelical Christianity has found good, sound, Biblical reasons to avoid anti-Semitism like the plague). Oh, and there's like, heavy infertility and so forth (note the previous sneer about liberal arts majors*).

Why it's significant: It is widely rumored that (at least during the latter 80s/early 90s) proof of possession of this book be demonstrated by any individual seeking a bachelor's degree or higher in Women's Studies.  It also got turned into a movie, which was also apparently required watching.  And, to be fair, on a technical level it's fairly well-written.

What happened? Well, two things, essentially:

  1. Margaret Atwood, while a decent writer, has an untreated case of Canadian's Disease: which is to say, she thinks that she perfectly understands the motivations and drives of every facet of every demographic of every sub-culture found inside the United States of America.  This is normally not much of a problem, per se, except when...
  2. ...a sufferer of Canadian's Disease happens to hate one particular sub-culture anyway.  In this case, popular evangelical Christianity, which is why apparently we were all supposed to have come under the grips by now of a totalitarian group of fanatical Old-Testament social conservative misogynists with a nigh-literal lust for power.  Meanwhile, out in the real world, white evangelical groups instead went off funding AIDS prevention programs in Africa, assisting Christian Chinese against widespread religious-based persecution, and winning elections that unaccountably did not result in theocratic terrorist regimes.

More to the point: every social conservative I know is far too terrified that his wife will figure out that she's far too good for him for him to even think about going for this kind of patriarchy gig.  Seriously.  Once you drill down the damn Religious Right is practically a functional matriarchy**.

Hey.  Look around.  Remember, the point of this site is that this is stuff that was confidently and plausibly (to some people, at least) expected to have happened by now.   And no, it didn't happen because Margaret Atwood or anybody else wrote a book, either.  Margaret Atwood had and has virtually no influence over Evangelical Christianity; its members decided to refrain from a theocratic coup all on their own.

Moe Lane

*I am one, yes.  Which means that I know what I'm talking about then, huh?

**I exaggerate, but then: so did Margaret Atwood.

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Aug
10
2011
7

“Our fathers, the Britons.”

What?  Oh, I certainly hope that the use of that phrase infuriates the cultural relativists: it’s largely because of them that we’re seeing rioting in Great Britain right now (well, that and the straight-up bigotry of low expectations racism that’s a good deal more prevalent among the Left than the Left perhaps would care to admit, or even acknowledge).  Frankly, I am all about cultural imperialism.  More accurately, I am all about my culture’s cultural imperialism.  It’s nothing personal: we’re just better than everybody else.

But I digress.

Anyway, it’s said that good fences make good neighbors; turns out that good neighbors make one heck of a good fence, too.  Particularly when they’ve just embraced the hot new fad of American-style baseball.  Or just come from their place of work so quickly that they completely forgot to put down their kebab doner knives.  Or whatever creative excuse that the Brits are coming up with to be standing around in groups with a wide variety of hand weapons. (more…)

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