Your days of vexing my digestion approach their end. You have a week to contemplate your miserable existence: my only regret is that I have to lose my gallbladder in the process. It was led astray, I know – and forgive.
I have no idea how many days I’m going to be flying from the painkillers, mind you. Probably a couple, which is why I’m in the process of loading up the Kindle/iPad with stuff to read, as time and money allows…
Yup, no shame. Tell you what, though: feel free to tell me what book I should be spending your donation on.