“California man arrested for biting pet python twice.”

(pause)

I like headlines like that.  It makes reading the article almost superfluous.  There you go.  Man bites python.  Twice.  It’s against the law.  What more do you need?

Moe Lane

PS: Of course alcohol was involved.  What sane man would eat raw – excuse me: live – snake sober?

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