…yeah, I heard about that Tea Party Zombies game thing. I got as far as looking at the zombies that you could fight, noted from the visuals/descriptions that the fine old tradition of game designers never having gotten laid in high school was apparently still in full force*, got tipped off that the gameplay sucked ass, and went to finish my Dragon Age 2 playthrough so that I can get started on the first Deus X. Because, really, life is short.
(failed Will roll)
But the years are long.
*Which happens to most nerds, frankly. It’s just that most of us get over it eventually.