Unlike @allahpundit, I know exactly how to respond to this report that what’s left of al-Qaeda is outraged that the Iranian regime is spinning 9/11 conspiracies: I think that this is a definite problem that needs to be addressed. Personally addressed; the United States of America would be happy to discuss this matter face-to-face, as it were. Heck, we’ll even accommodate the al-Qaeda leadership and come to them.
What’s their GPS coordinates? If they just send them over, we can be right there.
PS: I was going to track down the Onion’s old video on the topic, but they’re not taking the failure of their man-god at all well these days so forget about them.