Reportedly, the press conference that New Jersey Governor Christie has called today for 1 PM is to indicate, yet again, that he is not running for President in 2012. Which, given the way that people have ignored all previous attempts by the man to tamp down speculation, will not do a darn thing to end said speculation.
What does Christie have to do? Eat a puppy on national television*?
*I stole that, by the way.
PS: I’ll probably listen in on the feed anyway. Because, you know, maybe I’m wrong. Besides, Christie’s always entertaining to listen to when he’s annoyed.