You know, the only reason – the only reason – why I’m not declaring kanly right now is because Red Did Not Suck. ‘Course, I said the same thing about Live Free or Die Hard, so we’re having the ‘unreliable narrator’ problem again…
Via @jtLOL. Who is being a bit mean to Bruce Willis: the man’s only 56. Besides: we cheerfully watched Sean Connery and Clint Eastwood be old badasses, didn’t we?