Oct
18
2011

Let me explain (LET ME EXPLAIN) to #OWS (TO #OWS).

The woman below
(THE WOMAN BELOW)
would like to have
(WOULD LIKE TO HAVE)
a conversation.
(A CONVERSATION.)

So let me explain
(SO LET ME EXPLAIN)
why we won’t.
(WHY WE WON’T.)

You see, the condition
(YOU SEE, THE CONDITION)
of anterograde amnesia
(OF ANTEROGRADE AMNESIA)
suffered by everybody
(SUFFERED BY EVERYBODY)
in OWS
(IN OWS)
is not widespread
(IS NOT WIDESPREAD)
throughout the general
(THROUGHOUT THE GENERAL)
population.
(POPULATION.)
So it is hard
(SO IT IS HARD)
to converse with people
(TO CONVERSE WITH PEOPLE)
who suffer from
(WHO SUFFER FROM)
your medical condition;
(YOUR MEDICAL CONDITION;)
having to repeat
(HAVING TO REPEAT)
everything twice
(EVERYTHING TWICE)
gets old real fast.
(GETS OLD REAL FAST.)

And, truth be told:
(AND, TRUTH BE TOLD:)
the hand palsy thing
(THE HAND PALSY THING)
all y’all also have
(ALL Y’ALL ALSO HAVE)
kind of freaks us out.
(KIND OF FREAKS US OUT.)

Still, we apologize,
(STILL, WE APOLOGIZE,)
for not making the effort
(FOR NOT MAKING THE EFFORT)
to get past your disease:
(TO GET PAST YOUR DISEASE:)
and we hope that you
(AND WE HOPE THAT YOU)
get better soon.
(GET BETTER SOON.)

Via Hot Air Headlines.
(VIA HOT AIR HEADLINES.)

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12 Comments

  • Doug Stewart says:

    Bwahahhahahhahahahah!

    *cough* *wheeze* *wipes tear*

    …Ahahahahahahahahahhah!

  • Rob Crawford says:

    Is it palsy or delerium tremens?

  • Doug Stewart says:

    She really needs to submit this dream to Slow Wave.

    http://slowwave.com/

  • Blast Hardcheese says:

    They need Garret Morris from the original SNL.

    Our top story tonight…
    (OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT…)

  • Jeff Weimer says:

    Oh noes! Gunny Hartman at #OWS!

    http://youtu.be/qgd0-qw4jYI

  • Demosthenes says:

    The problem for her (THE PROBLEM FOR HER) is that when it comes (IS THAT WHEN IT COMES) to us having (TO US HAVING) a conversation (A CONVERSATION) about who we are (ABOUT WHO WE ARE) and about what we feel (AND ABOUT WHAT WE FEEL) and about what we want: (AND ABOUT WHAT WE WANT:) who I am (WHO I AM) is a person (IS A PERSON) who doesn’t like (WHO DOESN’T LIKE) her and her friends (HER AND HER FRIENDS); what I feel (WHAT I FEEL) is profound annoyance (IS PROFOUND ANNOYANCE) at her inability (AT HER INABILITY) to grow up, (TO GROW UP,) and her need (AND HER NEED) to rant emotionally (TO RANT EMOTIONALLY) like any other (LIKE ANY OTHER) poorly-behaved toddler (POORLY-BEHAVED TODDLER); and what I want (AND WHAT I WANT) even more than eternal Christmas (EVEN MORE THAN ETERNAL CHRISTMAS) is for her and her buddies (IS FOR HER AND HER BUDDIES) to go the hell away. (TO GO THE HELL AWAY.)

  • Finrod says:

    Now the bricks lay on Grand Street
    Where the neon madmen climb
    They all fall there so perfectly
    It all seems so well timed
    And here I sit so patiently
    Waiting to find out what price
    You have to pay to get out of
    Going through all these things twice
    Oh, Mama, is this really the end
    To be stuck inside of Mobile
    With the Memphis blues again.
    .
    Bob Dylan, Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Blues Again

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  • BigGator5 says:

    Wait just a cotton picken minute. I thought they did that chanting stuff only because they couldn’t or didn’t have a microphone? What’s the deal of the microphone and the chanting?

  • Josh Reiter says:

    If this chick has a boyfriend he was probably watching this and going, “oh no, not the crying again, please not the crying, no don’t start CRYING!! Ah, crap she crying…. Now I gotta deal with this basket case the rest of the day.”

  • NotSoBlueStater says:

    She is the young liberal from central casting though, isn’t she? Kinda cute in a “bloom of youth” sort of way, but destined to have that shaggy gray, ultra-feminist look in during serious years.

  • lourae says:

    And “Down Twinkles”? Are we ordering the Gimp off the couch? Well and truly wanked this country be.

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