Uh, yeah: pizza with onions and tomatoes?

You may want to avoid that for the next couple of days.

Trust me on this.


  • Catseye says:

    Without Pepperoni are you Nuts! And the tomatoes should be sun-dried, of course.

  • Matt says:

    As I recall, didn’t someone forbid foods like that before your wedding?

  • Beej says:

    Obviously I’ve missed a story somewhere.

  • BigGator5 says:

    Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell’s half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood. Sun-dried tomatoes and dijon mustard. Bacon is extra.

  • Beej says:

    I did a news search on tomatoes and onions and turned up nothing but innocuous recipes.

    Trust me, you don’t want to hear this one, Beej.

    I’ll just trust you on that one and stop searching.

  • Brent Cochran says:

    Im going to assume an illness that is…explosive…in nature.

  • Beej says:

    You’re right. I must’ve missed this –
    We’re pretty sure that we got evil onions and tomatoes this time, Matt.

    …and I’m looking for it in the papers. LOL @ me.

    I think I’ll go lie down.

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