Even the most casual observer will notice that the general assemblies tend to be indiscreet forums (THE GENERAL ASSEMBLIES TEND TO BE INDISCREET FORUMS), and the constant, loud repetition (AND THE CONSTANT, LOUD REPETITION) makes secrecy an unattainable status (MAKESH SREBRECY FAN UNNTRETATTINO FLATULENCE).
That last word was probably warped with malice aforethought. Not to mention: malice richly, richly deserved.
*Or does Gucci make boots? I’m not exactly checked out on high fashion.