…brought to you be @jeffemanuel and @girlonmission:
THAT is reportedly a fifteen foot long, 170 diamondback rattlesnake. I hold out hopes for it actually being a photoshopped python or something, because as it stands that’s about one arcane ritual away from being something that you’d have to call in a professional to handle. As it is, you’d get XP for that one.
At first I was like “hmm that Sheriff’s car looks just like ours, but WOW big snake.” Then I was like “wait a sec, St Johns County? I hope that’s not the same St Johns County *I* live in.” Then I clicked the links and it mentions St Augustine, so I looked further and found out that this snake was caught about 2 years ago in a neighborhood about 8 miles from here…. YIKES!
Link I found… http://staugustine.com/news/2009-09-30/rattler-found-tuscany#.TtpAe_Ks9yE
Yeah, they get that big.
And, yeah, that definitely qualifies as high octane nightmare fuel…
“Why’d it have to be snakes?”
You’re gonna need a bigger boat…