Trying to sample the nightlife scene in Pyongyang. Executive summary: it doesn’t exist and you’re not allowed to leave the hotels at night anyway. Or during the day, sans keeper. Or ever, really. This entire revelation is beggared by the fact that North Korea apparently has a tourism industry. Why in God’s name would anybody go there, if they didn’t have to? Sheer sadism?
…Don’t answer that: I suspect that the answer would be even more depressing.