…Christmas PENGUINS?

Christmas penguins.

In Elmwood Park, thefts were reported Dec. 15 from the 2200 block of 75th Court and the 2300 block of 75th Avenue, according to police. In the former, someone took Christmas decorations that made up a nativity scene from the front yard of a home, and in the latter someone took two Christmas penguins from the front yard of a home.

(Via Drudge) I don’t know whether to be appalled at the robbery, applaud it on aesthetic grounds, or go get my own.

I mean: these versions at least apparently GLOW IN THE DARK. Not that I know that these were the penguins that got stolen.