I don’t know how old this is, and it’s sometimes just the tiniest bit cruel, but it’s pretty funny overall. Totally unfair, of course: as that site itself demonstrates, anything reduced to an absolute minimum becomes pretty absurd.
Still, funny.
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Over 500 words saying how awesome that site is!
Reminds me of this hysterical book: http://www.amazon.com/Become-Ridiculously-Well-read-Evening-Encapsulations/dp/0140074511/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1325257991&sr=1-1
After a recent re-reading of Frank Herbert’s God Emperor of Dune, I made one for that, for my own amusement and sanity (should I ever decide to read it again):
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Leto, GEoD: I am so awesome! I have made terrible sacrifices, which no one can understand except me.
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Duncan Idaho: You are not awesome, you are a tyrant and you suck.
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Squish!
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Leto: Looks like we’re going to need another Duncan.
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Leto: I am so awesome. Because of me, humanity will never become extinct. I am not the Omnipotent Creator, but I am so far beyond you, it doesn’t matter. I am your god.
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Duncan: I don’t care, I’m going to kill you anyway.
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He does.
Y’all need to Google “Movies in 30 Seconds With Bunnies?”