…No, you don’t give two [expletive deleted], either. Heck, you don’t even care about this year’s faux-controversy that they’ve come up with in order to drum up interest (and which I’m carefully not linking to, out of mild sadism).
But I’m not totally awful: thanks to Ace of Spades HQ I’ve got the perfect (NSFW) vehicle for Hollywood. It’s historical! It’s saucy! It’s edgy! They can call it… oh, Kamikaze.
Don’t let Michael Bay hear you . . . oh, crap.