#rsrh Utah caucuses tonight.

On the off chance that I have somebody from Utah reading this website… hey, you!  Yes, YOU!  Get your keys, get your (Republican) significant other, loved ones, and friends, and get thee hence to the caucus station tonight!  You have no excuse: the Utah Republican party has given you a nice, big slate of good candidates to choose from tonight… and there’s a new Congressional District at stake, so you don’t have the excuse of incumbency.

So go.

Moe Lane

PS: What’s that? You’re not in the new Fourth, you like your incumbent, and you like Orren Hatch?  Well… go anyway.  Trust me; Hatch really wants you to show up tonight if you like him.

Really, really, really.

3 thoughts on “#rsrh Utah caucuses tonight.”

  1. I’m not from Utah, but I did sleep in a Holiday Inn once. (Comedy takes great skill and timing and should only be tried by those with the proper training, that’s why I support a Comedic Licensing Board.)

  2. @countrydoc – I think you hit on a way to remove Bill Maher in a liberal-acceptable way!

  3. Trying to find a babysitter, but at least one of us will be there. It’s hard, because everyone else is going already – which I guess is a good problem to have. Not content with my House incumbent (Chaffetz), but he’s better than what he replaced. We’ll just keep that ratchet moving. Also: Orrin Hatch delenda est.

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