On the off chance that I have somebody from Utah reading this website… hey, you! Yes, YOU! Get your keys, get your (Republican) significant other, loved ones, and friends, and get thee hence to the caucus station tonight! You have no excuse: the Utah Republican party has given you a nice, big slate of good candidates to choose from tonight… and there’s a new Congressional District at stake, so you don’t have the excuse of incumbency.
PS: What’s that? You’re not in the new Fourth, you like your incumbent, and you like Orren Hatch? Well… go anyway. Trust me; Hatch really wants you to show up tonight if you like him.
Really, really, really.