I really was going to pick a music video…

…but would have whatever I picked really been better than this video of a three-toed sloth attempting to cross the road?


I’m pretty sure that the end there shows the sloth giving up and falling asleep.


  • Brian Swisher says:

    As long as they don’t debauch the sloth…

  • Wombat-socho says:

    What I don’t understand is why you didn’t go with this video instead. Two birds, one stone! 🙂

  • Just Dave says:

    I can only conclude the reason sloths aren’t long extinct is because they taste really foul. ‘Cause it’s not like they’re running away or something.

  • qixlqatl says:

    Looks like me getting out of bed in the morning until I’ve had my second cup of coffee 😉

  • BigGator5 says:

    Though… you can’t help but wonder if the sloth got the last laugh. Sure, they have no redeeming qualities. But their life consists of eating more then their size requires, sleeping 15 to 18 hours a day and pooping.

    That’s basically the Democratic dream.

    I fix that for you, Cracked.

  • Wombat-socho says:

    Just Dave: There is actually a discussion of this in one of John Ringo’s Posleen War novels, and the consensus among the SpecOps characters is that sloth is pretty much the worst thing ever, except for Posleen.

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