I was going to go off and try to explain the various forms of stupidity that are looming over this inane and insane plan by the LA City Council to ban non-reusable bags (which is freaking out people all over the place, including the people who make reusable bags*), but it makes my head hurt, and that’s not the important thing right now. The important thing is to spread the word:
FLY, YOU FOOLS.
GET THE HELL OUT OF CALIFORNIA WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
AND REMEMBER WHY YOU LEFT.
PS: If you cannot get the Hell out of California right at this very moment, STOP VOTING FOR DEMOCRATS.
*What do you think they make the reusable bags out of, anyway? Also, check out that link for the amazing sight of a Councilman explaining that it’s not ‘intuitive’ that banning plastic bags won’t decrease the percentage of plastics in the trash, despite the fact that San Francisco is finding that exactly that is happening… oh, never mind. RUN LIKE ALL THE FORCES OF SATAN WERE CHASING YOU.