[UPDATED: NotSoBlueStater notes in comments that this is from 2003, which argues that even though they read it, a large number of these people probably didn’t get it. Such is life.]
This… isn’t bad. They played it straight. Tried to keep the frills under control. Allowed the text for speak for itself.
:holding up hand: Yes, yes, I know your objections. I even share some of them. But at least now we know for certain that a couple of these people have actually read the damned thing.