Well, somebody’s dream. MickBrown is Ted Nugent’s drummer, and he… well, read:
According to the police department, Brown, 55, reportedly stole a golf cart after a Bangor concert featuring Nugent, Styx and REO Speedwagon at Bangor’s waterfront pavilion.
Brown, who was reportedly intoxicated, evaded several people who tried to stop him and somehow picked up two women along the way, the department says on its Facebook page.
I have put my Serious Face for this next bit: Tsk, tsk, Mr. Brown. Shame on you for stealing a golf cart, driving it while intoxicated, and using it… to acquire… hold on, I can do this with a straight face… using it to acquire feminine companionship. For shame. Hang your head, sir. Hang your head.
Also: those poor, defenseless traffic cones…
PS: Of course, drummers are under a bit of strain normally: it’s a pretty risky profession, really.