Jul
10
2012

QotD, Mick Brown Lives The Dream edition.

Well, somebody’s dream.  MickBrown is Ted Nugent’s drummer, and he… well, read:

According to the police department, Brown, 55, reportedly stole a golf cart after a Bangor concert featuring Nugent, Styx and REO Speedwagon at Bangor’s waterfront pavilion.

Brown, who was reportedly intoxicated, evaded several people who tried to stop him and somehow picked up two women along the way, the department says on its Facebook page.

I have put my Serious Face for this next bit: Tsk, tsk, Mr. Brown.  Shame on you for stealing a golf cart, driving it while intoxicated, and using it… to acquire…  hold on, I can do this with a straight face… using it to acquire feminine companionship.  For shame.  Hang your head, sir.  Hang your head.

Also: those poor, defenseless traffic cones…

Via Instapundit.

Moe Lane

PS: Of course, drummers are under a bit of strain normally: it’s a pretty risky profession, really.

6 Comments

  • lourae says:

    Mick ‘Stumpy’ Brown.

  • BigGator5 says:

    How did you do that with a straight face?

  • Spegen says:

    Sometimes I wish I had a time machine just so I can go back and tell all the rockers back in the 70s what becomes of them. Drunk Jurassic rock drummer driving a golf cart, that is just one step away from the nursing home.

  • Rob Crawford says:

    Spegen — thing is, half of them would be shocked when you told them they were still alive at that age.

  • Finrod says:

    I still remember Ted Nugent being the MTV correspondent at the 1984 Republican National Convention.

    Man, I hope we have another election year that’s as fun as 1984 was in my lifetime. Everyone with neurons to rub together knew Reagan was going to win, and win big, and he didn’t disappoint.

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