Hot Air & the WSJ need to back off on this Tootsie Roll thing.

Secretive company with mysterious, yet profitable operations? An almost militant indifference to developing good publicity?  Closed-off facilities?  Sorry, but this whole story SCREAMS “government-controlled front for Black Ops” to me.  They probably have a secret facility deep under Chicago where elite NAFTA agents are trained in the esoteric psionic techniques that are unlocked with a steady supply of carefully-designed bits of chocolate.  That’s why Tootsie Roll acquired all of those other brands: they needed different recipes for different techniques.

…at least, that’s how I’d run it in my campaign.  If I was running a RPG campaign, which I’m currently not.

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