And who is Dick… Harpootlian, I hear you ask? Why, he’s the head of the Democratic party in South Carolina!
Yeah, I know: there’s little that you could do to the man that’s more degrading than being that. Still, old Dick seems to be living down to the job:
On Gov. Nikki Haley participating in daily news briefings in a basement studio at the NASCAR Hall of Fame: “She was down in the bunker a la Eva Braun.”
Harpootlian – hold on: let me poison the well a little by noting that gay-baiting is apparently his favorite shtick; admittedly, it’s not apropos to this conversation, but it’s always nice to note that for Democrats speech codes are things that other people have to follow – managed to then insult the entire South Carolina electorate (“An educated population would not elect a Nikki Haley”) before somebody came to deniably yank the mike from his hands. No word if Dick managed to end his act first by making a mess in his pants; admittedly, the guy’s a bit young for senile dementia, but that can sometimes strike early.
What? It’s a joke! Just like Dick’s! Lighten up, kid.
PS: It might surprise you to hear that I actually think that the GOP in South Carolina would be better off if it had a credible opposition party. I just suspect that they won’t get one as long as Dick… Harpootlian is running the Democratic party, down there.