T’day be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
…Damn, but this holiday isn’t as much fun when unemployment is this high. It’s so very, very… Bush-era, if you know what I mean? Cheerful, almost indulgent; the kind of thing that you do when there’s margin to spare. Ain’t seen those conditions in a few years, let me tell you.
Still: swab that deck, buckle that swash, dance that hornpipe. Ay, by the Powers!
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