Dec
01
2012

…If you eliminate the dollar bill, what do you give strippers?

Honestly, that’s my major question on this: and it’s obviously kind of academic, as I don’t go to strip clubs*. Besides, I’ve largely gotten out of the habit of keeping cash on hand anyway.

Moe Lane

*I don’t have anything against them; I’m just not 23 and living on the Shore anymore.

14 Comments

  • zamoose says:

    Jangly gyrations?

  • Brian Swisher says:

    In the current economy, probably IOUs…

  • BigGator5 says:

    I have actually thought of that. If I was the club/bar owner, I’d sell paper “bar dollars” and have the strippers turn them in later.

  • Darin_H says:

    I’d rather drop the penny, nickel, and dime and let everyone round to the nearest quarter when paying with cash. This is going to be yet another waste of money.

  • Spegen says:

    Coin bags attached to G-string?

  • Finrod says:

    Everyone seems to forget that there are $2 bills, too.

    • earlgrey says:

      $2 are awesome. I use them as gifts from the tooth fairy.

      One time we forgot, so the next night we gave my son a $5. He was alarmed that a.) it wasn’t a $2, and b.) it was crinkly, but he still asked if the tooth fairy would give him $5 from now on. He isn’t stupid. Just observant.

  • acat says:

    I summarize the article this way: Jazz Shaw is out of touch.
    .
    We’ve been trying to eliminate the sawbuck since Carter foisted the Susan B. Frickin’ Anthony on us…
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    This, and killing the penny, come up every time D.C. decide they need to Do Something Cost Effective.
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    As for the strippers, just slip ‘em $5 .. at the rate inflation is going up, they’re gonna start wanting those sooner or later anyway.
    .
    Mew

    • Finrod says:

      I want the Eisenhower dollar coin and the Kennedy half-dollar coin back. There was a beautiful symmetry to the coins then: 10 dimes, 4 quarters, 2 half-dollars, and 1 dollar coin all weighed the same amount and are worth the same amount. I still carry an Eisenhower dollar coin that I’ve been carrying with me since 1989.

  • prayerborne says:

    Would the expression then become “Make it _hail_”?

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