6 thoughts on “Superhero secret identity protection methodologies, compared. (NSFW)”

  1. Batman has a “ward”. Superman has his adopted parents. Spiderman has his aunt and whats-her-face.

    1. I can never keep track of who Spidey’s girlfriend is supposed to be at any given time.

  2. Or as my friend put it “Iron Man is a cheap Batman knockoff so he doesnt count”. DC vs Marvel is still alive and well

  3. The character of Iron Man has two major focal points:
    He has no heart, and therefore believes himself incapable of love.
    He is actively seeking an honorable death.
    Does that sound like Batman to you?
    Seriously, similarities are limited to “their alter egos are both millionaire playboys who own tech firms”.

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