This one dates back to 2009, when Governor Mark Sanford had to resign because he was ‘hiking the Appalachian Trail.’ To be very fair to Randy Milholland, the Bingo card was pretty fair and reasonably nonpartisan. Also, it was and is exceptionally cruel, but that’s more a feature than a bug. Image after the fold (mind the language):
Anyway, consider that my response to the news that Sanford’s running for SC-01. Aside, of course, from the Dear God, sir: why?
…Oh, right. South Carolina politics.