— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) February 9, 2013
Well, not literally. But that’s legitimately funny. Not least because we had the usual ZOMG EVIL SKY WATER SAVE THE CHILDREN HIDE THEM FROM THE WRATH OF THE CLOUD GODS that hits Maryland’s state government every time it rains between December and March. Swear to God, if there’s ever a real emergency in this state Martin O’Malley’s head will probably explode a la Scanners.