Florida Man Charged With Battery After Argument Over Ball Scratching | sun-sentinel.com/news/strange/f…
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 20, 2013
Mostly because it’s so ambiguous. Did Florida Man get arrested after the aforementioned ball scratching? Did he get electrocuted? Did somebody run him over while carrying a battery? Any one of those three makes sense, in the context of Florida Man – and any one of those would be awesome, in the very special anoxia-ridden way that is the hallmark of Florida Man.
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PS: Yes, I know what actually happened, because I clicked the link. But it was the moment of pregnant possibility that appealed.