Mar
11
2013

Judge throws NYC soda ban out, alas…

…I say ‘alas’ because I wanted the judge to present his judgement by taking out a extra large Coke, drinking the whole thing down in one shot while staring at Nanny Bloomberg – and then burp ferociously in the mayor’s face.

(pause)

OK, that wasn’t going to happen. It probably shouldn’t have happened. It’s highly immature of me to want it to happen.

(pause)

Still.

Moe Lane

PS: If you are advising a GOP candidate or politician, make damned sure that he or she gets on camera taking a swig from a Big Gulp, makes a toast in the general direction of NYC, and cheerfully declaims “Stay thirsty, my friends.” STAT.

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