Hopefully as well as George W Bush does. On his new painting hobby:
“People are surprised,” he said. “Of course, some people are surprised I can even read.”
Of course, generally speaking those people – at least the ones that I’m most aware of – who are genuinely surprised tend also to be extremely dissatisfied with the way that the universe never seems to work out the way that they expected (and demanded) it to. Not that I would suggest that there was any kind of correlation there, of course.