Raztenfracken grumble grumble WHERE COFFEE.

So I go to bed early, sober as hell (kids either make you start drinking, or force you to stop; I’m apparently the latter, dagnabbit), and it feels like I was up until 3 AM drinking tequila shots with a third-rate cover band in a Jersey Shore dive bar.


I miss that bar.

Anyway, COFFEE NOW oh, crud, I’m the one who makes it.

Moe Lane

PS: Nah, I’m not sick (in either the stomach or the got-the-flu sense).  I’m just a middle-aged fart trying to burn off some stress poisons.


  • acat says:

    It’s expensive as hell, Moe, but I recommend investing in one of these Miele magic boxes:
    After about 20,000 cups of coffee, the price balances out to one of those K-cup machines, and the coffee is always quite good.

    • Moe_Lane says:

      If I head that kind of money to spend on a coffee maker, I’d buy a new iPad and let my kids take this one over (there’s an impressive amount of educational stuff for it).

      • acat says:

        Fair point. Miele units aren’t cheap, but the convenience of “take cup from cabinet, place under nozzle, press button” is within my abilities pre-coffee… and much less wasteful than brewing a whole pot when I’m up on an overnight work-project.

    • HeartbreakRidge says:

      holy mother of pearl!

    • Christine says:

      WOW. Not for me but very impressive.

      I’ll stick to grinding my beans in advance (hey, beans ground at home, no matter how long ago, beats grocery store coffee by a mile) and using the timer on the coffee pot. Nothing like walking downstairs to the smell of brewing coffee.

  • Spegen says:

    And how is it that the kids wake up with a bundle of energy? I can barely focus on the coffee machine and my son wants to pull out xwing miniatures game.

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