…if I was the sort of person who would get tattoos*:
This is so, so true.
*I’m just not. I don’t have anything against tattoos, or the people who have them; I would recommend against turning your face into a Maori war mask, but that’s for practical reasons and I generally will only stare until I’ve had a good, long look and the novelty’s worn off. But I have no real desire to get a tattoo.