Jun
24
2013

THE SEED THAT IS JOHN KERRY CANNOT BE CONTAINED OR DEFINED.

JOHN KERRY IS BEYOND YOUR BLINKERED CONCEPTIONS OF REALITY.

Since succeeding Hillary Rodham Clinton as America’s top diplomat, Kerry has issued several as yet undelivered — and perhaps undeliverable — pledges to allies and rivals alike, proving a source of concern for Obama’s policy team.

JOHN KERRY KNOWS THE PATH THAT CAN BE TAKEN. MUST BE TAKEN. WILL BE TAKEN.

It is trying to rein in Kerry somewhat, according to officials,

JOHN KERRY LAUGHS AT YOUR PUNY ATTEMPTS TO BRING HIM TO HEEL, PITIFUL O-BA-MA HU-MANS!  HEAR HIS LAUGH!

…which is difficult considering Kerry has spent almost half his tenure so far in the air or on the road…

JOHN KERRY WILL WALK THE HIDDEN PLACES OF AMERICA, LISTENING TO THE CALL.  THE CALL.  THE CALL!

…from where his most dissonant policy statements have come.

JOHN KERRY KNOWS THAT THEY COME FROM THE SEA, FOOLS!  THE HISS OF THE FOAM AND THE PATTERNS OF THE SEAWEED TELL JOHN KERRY WHAT HE MUST DO. WHAT HE MUST SEE.  WHAT HE MUST DREAM.  AND JOHN KERRY WILL SHOW YOU THE DREAM, AND THE DREAMER.

JOHN KERRY KNOWS THE OUTSIDE. SOON, SO SHALL YOU.

MOE LANE

VIA HOT AIR.

13 Comments

  • acat says:

    Did someone slip Lurch a copy of “Hastur and the Yellow Crayon” ?
    .
    On a more serious note, I suspect the addition of Kerry means another faction have joined the 2016 follies. Kerry got so close, after all, and may be seeing visions of using State as a better springboard than the Senate was….
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    One almost beings to pity the (remaining) Obamaphiles, the “true believers” (or true hustlers, whichever) who came in on Barry’s coattails (like fleas on a dog) and who are now watching the long knives from three different directions – Kerry, Clinton, and Biden.
    .
    Mew
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    (I’m making popcorn)

  • Aruges says:

    The reference is lost on me…

    • Aruges says:

      I mean, I assume Lovecraft, but I do that anytime someone launches in to insane rambling with eerie portent.

      • acat says:

        Refers to this: http://moelane.com/2013/06/22/hastur-and-the-yellow-crayon-no-not-a-book/
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        My very-into-Lovecraft friend laughed for several minutes after I mentioned this – I *said* I was stealing it…
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        I am seriously considering trying to do a mock-children’s-book – not the real book, just the cover on a sheet of masonite, for it…
        .
        Mew

        • Moe_Lane says:

          If someone was to write it, I would buy it.

          • Wombat-socho says:

            I, too, would pay to see this. 🙂

          • acat says:

            It’d have to riff on “The King in Yellow” somehow, and .. I’m just not deeply steeped enough in Cthulu/Chambers/Lovecraft to write it.
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            I was kind of thinking a chibi-Hastur, next to a giant yellow crayon .. only labeled with (the yellow sign) instead of “Yellow” for the front cover..
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            Hmmm. Maybe it’d work as a tee-shirt? Let me consult an artist-associate.
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            Mew

          • sicsemperstolidissimum says:

            I’ve consulted with a muse, and some other factors. I have plots and a plan, but I make no promises as to follow through at this time.

      • DemosthenesVW says:

        Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Kerry Foggy Bottom wgah’nagl fhtagn. Ia! Ia!

    • sicsemperstolidissimum says:

      One time reading this I used a mental Dalek ‘voice’.
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      It is probably also a reference to some of Kerry’s earlier statements and actions.
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      The really amusing part is that in the quoted bits, the sources are also essentially describing Obama.

  • Wombat-socho says:

    This reminds me entirely too much of some of the passages from “The Repairer of Reputations”.

  • Freddie Sykes says:

    Oh oh! With all his wild promises and proclamations, I think that Lurch as gotten into Teresa’s magic raisins.

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