Pains me to do so, but I gotta.
Gov. Paul LePage told a group of Republicans last week that President Obama “hates white people,” according to two state lawmakers who say they heard the remark directly.
Each said LePage talked about how Obama could have been the best president ever if he had highlighted his biracial heritage. LePage said the president hasn’t done that because he hates white people.
Honestly, based on Barack Obama’s domestic policy it’s fairly clear that the President actually hates black people. It’s as if an awful curse laid upon the Union by a vengeful Jefferson Davis has resulted in the malignant spirit of Woodrow Wilson returning from Hell to possess an unwitting victim descended from Davis,* in order to wage a vicious race war on a new generation of African-Americans.
Seriously, you could make a hell of a horror novel out of this.
PS: I don’t actually give a tinker’s dam whether or not Paul LePage thinks that Barack Obama hates white people. It’s hardly an unthinkable thing to say, particularly after you contemplate the unhinged things that the Left said about GWB, post-Katrina. Free speech, boychik. It’s how we roll in this country.
*In reality, Barack Obama is not a direct descendant of Jefferson Davis. Then again, Obama’s not actually possessed by the shade of the most racist President of the Twentieth Century, either. Work with me, here.