More accurately, I just can’t get past the alternate-history American version of this video, which differs from the Japanese one in that it never exactly aired. Instead, it was put into evidence by the defense at some guy’s manslaughter trial, in order to explain why the defendant felt obligated to put three rounds into a hapless puppeteer’s center of mass.
The jury would, by the way, probably acquit.
PS: Seriously, Japan. We have concealed carry over here. Don’t dress somebody up as a velociraptor and then have him jump out of a hallway at people. It’s just not smart to do that in this country.
This is the greatest thing on the internet tonight. http://t.co/prqI9KCEQ5
— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) August 28, 2013