Via Deadspin, but that’s the message: Mike Ditka knows that he should have run for Senate in 2004. He so totally knows. He’s kind of sorry about not doing that.
And even though it’s Deadspin, this is true:
I’m not saying someone should write a sequel to The Man in the High Castle set in an alternate universe where Mike Ditka became president, but I’m totally saying it.
Although why anybody would consider this a dystopia is… oh, right. Deadspin. Which is to say, Gawker.