Via USA Today:
I was taking a shower and the door got locked/jammed….
— Johnny Quinn (@JohnnyQuinnUSA) February 8, 2014
…With no phone to call for help, I used my bobsled push training to break out. #SochiJailBreak pic.twitter.com/apZRefgvCO
— Johnny Quinn (@JohnnyQuinnUSA) February 8, 2014
Bring home the gold, Johnny. Just… have it assayed first, OK?
Moe Lane (crosspost)
Kind of ignoring the Olympics.
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I know, I know, it’s some kind of glorious demonstration of what humans can do and stuff, but .. meh.
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Mew