At least, nothing light and fluffy. I could say something about Venezuela or the Ukraine, but that would be pretty much the opposite of light and fluffy. It’s been a pretty freaking grim day; I dunno what…
WAIT!
Wait, Jimmy Kimmell managed to get a hoax off of a wolf wandering the halls of Sochi. That’s almost as funny as a real wolf would have been.
So there’s that.
A real wolf would have been about as funny as Kiev or Venezuela. Despite propaganda to the contrary, they’re not nice, noble, or anything of that order. They’re an apex predator, with all that implies.
No, *we’re* apex predators. *They’re* descended from the members of the species we didn’t consider worth domesticating. 🙂