Don’t do drugs, kids. If for no other reason than doing drugs might end up denying you the chance to do the role of your life:
!!! RT @NewsBreaker Rob Ford hurt his groin running into fire hydrant while celebrating Canada’s gold in men’s hockey http://t.co/8vWYUxr3ef
— Matt (@Matthops82) February 23, 2014
Somewhere, out there, there might be a universe where Chris Farley made better life choices. In that universe, he’s enjoying the renaissance of his comedic career right now, and the world is a better place for it.
Drugs are bad, M’kay?