Report: Jay Carney soul-drained almost to replacement level.

Yeah, basically, in this administration your ultimate purpose as a staffer is to be steadily leeched of everything – energy, time, life, soul, self-esteem – and then be discarded like the empty beer can that you more or less are to them.  This is happening to Jay Carney even as we speak; he’s apparently on the way out the door, just in time to avoid being asked all those pesky questions about how the President feels about losing the Senate*. It’s actually kind of sad that he’s going.

No, really:

We won’t be able to use that clip anymore! – Well, we could, but it won’t be as funny.

(Via Hot Air)

Moe Lane

*Spoiler warning: the President is going to feel that it sucks.


  • acat says:

    I wonder who they’ll get to be leeched next .. if Obama is following the Bush Doctrine again, they should get a left-leaning media type….
    Hey, maybe if Al Franken loses …

  • Aruges says:

    Well, to be fair, being a flack is the job and it can ware anyone down. W had 4 as I recall Ari Fleisher, Scott McClellan, Tony Snow, and Dana Perino. Although they had the distinct benefit of working for a man who actually valued their efforts (and in McClellan’s case, without any obvious reason why…)

    Side note, dang I miss Tony Snow.

  • jetty says:

    Jay Carney has a soul?

  • garfieldjl says:

    Well I kinda feel sorry for Jay Carney, it must be extremely hard to try to keep all the lies straight day after day…

    • wennejunk says:

      Automatons don’t have to ‘try’ to do anything. They just do what they are programmed to do.

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