See, this is how you handle a situation where somebody’s Photoshopped your head on a tattooed street punk[*] and distributed the posters all over LA. By correcting the record:
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) March 15, 2014
But I gotta agree with Chris Moody, here.
@tedcruz You played this exceptionally well. But you'll get super points if you make it your Twitter avatar.
— Chris Moody (@moody) March 15, 2014
That would be totally boss, if people still say that and maybe even if they don’t.
*For the record, ‘tattooed street punk’ is not meant as a pejorative in this context. I got nothing against tattoos, although I’ve never felt the desire to get inked.