Anybody got some perfluorocarbons? That’s the stuff that causes global warming, right? – Because right now I’d be outside spritzing the area with my spray deodorant if I thought it’d do any good.
PS: On the bright side: they’re not going to declare Maryland to be a drought area any time soon.
PPPS: Orrrrr we could be in the middle of a flood warning. Apparently, we live downstream of a dam.