This food mocks me.

MOCKS: “Pizza chain Domino’s will introduce this week a pizza made on a fried chicken crust.”  They could have made something like this at any time in the last six decades.  They should have made something like this, oh, twenty years ago when I had a digestive system that could laugh at any puny consequences.  But no.  They waited until I got amiably stout, and middle-aged.

Those bastards. Pardon my language.

Via

Moe Lane

PS: It could be worse. At first I thought that this was made out of fried chicken skin. I have no natural defenses against fried chicken skin.

4 thoughts on “This food mocks me.”

  1. Those sound amazing. Can someone with Facebook tell me when Domino’s are releasing this into the wild? I generally like the “regrettable decision” brand of fast food innovations (though I still have not ventured forth for Taco Bell breakfast nonsense), so I await Pizza Smothered Fried Chicken with baited breath.

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