Behold the face of true horror, my friends.

…Me, after the caricaturists at Hershey Park have had their fun.  In my pajamas and on my keyboard.

You have to understand: this is ridiculously flattering.  Admittedly, I should have asked for giraffe or elephant slippers*, and she must have assumed that I was Cult of Jobs when I checked my iPod halfway through; other than that, I got off pretty lucky, no?

…Don’t answer that.

Moe Lane

PS: Yes, I have a beard.  I look better with one, too.

*Easter Sunday, though.  Hard to argue with bunny slippers.