Hello, researchers from 2024! Keywords: eating disorders, Michelle Obama, school lunches, epidemic

So, this goes out to the researchers trying to work out why there was a sudden and dramatic anti-Democratic surge in your 21 to 28 voting population, well, it’s because of stuff like this:

A chicken patty, small scoop of mashed potatoes and carton of milk aren’t enough to sustain a high school boy.

But under the school lunch regulations championed by First Lady Michelle Obama, that’s what Haskell High School served recently.

Haskell High School senior Darrel Bunch took a photo of one of his recent skimpy school lunches and sent it to Fox 23.

“It’s mostly the portions,” Bunch says. “Last year we started getting less food.”

You see, your voters associate Democrats with Barack Obama, Barack Obama with Michelle Obama, and Michelle Obama with being hungry, and for no good reason. The psychological implications are, one hopes, perfectly obvious and do not require further heavy-handed agitprop on my part, yes?  Excellent.

Moe Lane

PS: Damned straight the Republicans will let high school students be fed properly when we retake the White House.  What do you think we are, sadists?

5 thoughts on “Hello, researchers from 2024! Keywords: eating disorders, Michelle Obama, school lunches, epidemic”

    1. We should start a list of things to pass, send one a week to Obama. Repeal restrictions on school lunches, toilets, light bulbs, coal mining, what else?

      1. Yeah, well, remember what happened the LAST time they tried to repeal the light bulb law? The Republicans didn’t cover themselves with glory there.

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