Every Republican Who Henry Waxman Ever Reached Out To, Raise Your Hand.

I just stopped reading after this.

“I always felt that you have to reach out to Republicans,” Mr. Waxman said.

…I figured that the only way that the NYT authors could have maintained their composure after that point would be via an emergency aneurysm, and I didn’t want to be ghoulish and watch two reporters try to write an article while simultaneously suffering catastrophic brain damage. Yes, yes, I know: very soppy of me.  Sorry, sometimes the sentimentalism flares up, you know what I mean?

Moe Lane

Mind the door on your way out of it, Mister Waxman.

4 thoughts on “Every Republican Who Henry Waxman Ever Reached Out To, Raise Your Hand.”

  1. To be fair Waxman is talking about The Olden Days back when there was a liberal wing of the Republican Party and being willing to do deals with Waxman is one of the reasons liberal republicans are now an extinct species. He had a reputation for that I believe somehow the republican side of the deal never worked out and they paid the price.

  2. by “reaching out” i’m sure he meant to say “stabbing with his second-best pitchfork”. his best one was being kept shiny for special moccasins.

  3. I thought catastrophic brain damage was a prerequisite for employment on the political beat of the NYT….?

  4. Did you notice that Henry “The Snout” Waxman claimed to be the author of Obamacare? And that the only reason Republicans were against it was because President Obama was for it?

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