Why, then: this is Hell, nor are we out of it. – C. Marlowe.
I don’t know how the Onion managed this. Or Cracked.com. Or the Washington Free Beacon. Any of the Usual Suspects, really.
It took a while to find a member of the mainstream media who wasn’t on suicide watch over this, but here you go: “That time John Kerry got James Taylor to sing ‘You’ve got a friend’ to France.” …Great headline, huh? You don’t even need to read the rest of it. No, really, you don’t even need to read the rest of it. Doing so will blast your sanity as you realize that this happened. This is not faked. This is where we are, today, January 16th, 2015*.
I know. I know. I would really, really prefer that this was faked, too. But we can’t always get what we want… NO! Secretary Kerry, PUT DOWN THAT PHONE!
PS: Dang. streiff beat me to it.
PPS: And Caleb Howe.
*”Hurry, Star Force! There are only 735 days left!”