“John Kitzhaber says he ‘has no intention of resigning’.” …Oooh.

That’s the title to this Oregonian piece, and I hope that my readers are catching the nuance to it.  In case some of you have not, let me provide a visual aid:

‘No intention.’  …Hee.

10 thoughts on ““John Kitzhaber says he ‘has no intention of resigning’.” …Oooh.”

  1. So, the only control Kitzhaber has left is what the asterisk after his current term says, huh?
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    I’d find that sad if, you know, he weren’t a useless putz.
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    Mew

  2. Would it be crude of me to hope that the governor fights long and hard for his office, casting bitter aspersions on his fellow Democrats as they abandon him?

    1. Crude of you to hope? Maybe. Entertaining to watch if it happens? Definitely! Deserved by everyone involved? Absolutely.

  3. Is there something in the Oregon water? Seems they just tossed a congress-critter for throwing drug-addled pajama raves. At least this guy is just classically incompetent and corrupt.
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    *sigh*
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    *shrugs, grabs popcorn*

    1. … have you *been* to Portland?
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      More strip clubs and tattoo parlors per captia than *anywhere else* in the country.
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      It’s weird in ways Austin, TX can only look at longingly…
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      Mew

      1. I did Seattle a couple times, and that was plenty. Literally* a Starbucks on every street corner, and more hipsters than you can shake your thick-rimmed glasses at. Portland is no doubt that and spades. The original Portland here in Maine is getting just as bad.

  4. can we maybe start a “ready for Kitzhaber” movement? he’d be more qualified than most of the dem wannabees

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