I have Mitt Romney’s boxing music… what? Oh, sorry…

…yeah, he’s boxing Holyfield.

…[Mitt] Romney is slated to fight former heavyweight boxing champion Evander Holyfield in the marquis event during a several-bout evening at the Rail Event Center near the Union Pacific Depot in Salt Lake City on May 15.

“It will either be a very short fight, or I will be knocked unconscious,” Romney quipped in an interview recently. “It won’t be much of a fight. We’ll both suit up and get in the ring and spar around a little bit.”

Uh-huh, Mitt. That’s right: lull Evander into a false sense of security.



  • Antoninus Pius says:

    i dunno… those secretive rich types are combat monsters more often than not. bruce wayne, britt reid… evander just might get stomped.

  • BigGator5 says:

    I can honestly put this on the “Things I Didn’t See Coming” list.

  • Mikey NTH says:

    I have to say that Mitt Romney appears to be in very good physical condition. It would have been interesting in 2012 if he and Obama went one-on-one on a half-court.

  • Jeffstag says:

    Wait, is Mitt Romney going Andy Kaufman? Or is this more a Sam Shepard thing?

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