Bill de Blasio… wishes to jump from failed NYC mayor to failed Democratic PotUS candidate.

See, this is why I don’t actually believe in secret conspiracies running shadow governments: “Despite repeated claims to the contrary, Mayor Bill de Blasio is positioning himself to be the leftist “progressive” alternative to Wall Street-friendly Hillary Rodham Clinton as the Democratic candidate for president, a national party operative told The Post.”  Such things are still run by human beings; and human beings who are unlikely to be particularly more enlightened than myself. And since I would do everything in my power (if I had enough of it) to set this up – out of sheer anticipation of the malignantly glorious Democratic street brawl that would result – how could the Illuminati manage to resist the temptation?

Via @NoahCRothman.

2 thoughts on “Bill de Blasio… wishes to jump from failed NYC mayor to failed Democratic PotUS candidate.”

  1. The problem with such secret conspiracies is that the conspiracies require so many people to remain so self-disciplined.

    *look about*

    Look, even marines screw up.

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